Dec 22

Recycling for Geniuses

Some years ago, Parker recognized an opportunity to save the planet (and some money) by creating his own recycling program.

The practicality of it was so obvious, I’m surprised nobody thought of the idea before. But, Parker was the first guy to refill a disposable water bottle, and drink a different brand of water from the bottle he already had.

His method spread like wildfire around the office. Within weeks, everyone was keeping their empty water bottles, and trotting over to the water cooler to refill. Hell, people even started looking forward to “starting a new bottle.” The guy next to me actually put a label on his bottle, in both Spanish and English, instructing janitorial employees not to throw it away. It was a good Dasani bottle…I didn’t blame him.

Well, I’ve given Parker credit for this for an awful long time – especially since I’m one of the biggest independent bottle recyclers that I know – but I’ve invented an entirely new method, and it’s time I get some credit.

A few weeks back, I was sick. And in an effort to kickstart my body, I set down my trusty Arrowhead water bottle (who was in his third week of loyal service), and reached for a cold Gatorade Frost. The Gatorade was fantastic, and I could literally feel the electrolytes in my finger tips; it’s just like in the commercials.

I enjoyed the Gatorade so much that as I walked to the recycling bin, prepared to send this Gatorade container off to reincarnation, I felt a twinge of guilt. This bottle had done well for me…what if..?
With a quick glance at my Arrowhead bottle – which was sitting, half-full, on the couch – I dashed to the cooler and began generously filling the Gatorade bottle with water.

The water was fantastic. In fact, it was even better than the Arrowhead bottle, because it retained a slight taste of Gatorade Frost. The bottle was also substantially larger. More, better tasting refills…it was almost a dream.

I’ve never looked back, and despite being the first Gatorade bottle independent recycler (at least, on this side of the Mason-Dixon Line), I’m still as passionate about it today as I was a few weeks ago. It’ll be a cold day in Bermuda before I willingly refill a water bottle again.


Gatorade, Recycling, Humor

Dec 20

Goodbye Sidekick..Hello Nokia 9300

It’s out with the old, and in with the super freaking cool.

My trusty Sidekick II has been officially replaced, and is currently for sale on eBay.

The new household member (mentioned previously in this post), is a Nokia Communicator 9300.

First impressions are stellar, though I’ll update more as they continue to develop. Key highlights for me:

  • Integration with Office documents; this is one of the biggest drawbacks of the Sidekick, but is excellently addressed in the Communicator. Excel, Word and Powerpoint documents are all natively accessible.
  • Room for expansion; the 9300 has a MMC slot, where the Sidekick had none.
  • An even better browser; the Sidekick’s browser is a superstar…but it’s not nearly as nice as the integrated Symbian version of Opera.
  • Standard keypad; being able to dial numbers in the conventional way is especially handy while on the road.
  • MP3/video/Real support; not that this matters all that much sitting next to my iPod, but it’s a “nice to have”
  • The ability to install open source software that’s not pre-dev/dev versions; this is a big one, and it took me quite a while to be satisfied with Danger/T-Mobile’s collectively limited offerings in the software department.

Now, the things that have me missing my Sidekick…

  • Automatic spelling/grammar correction; SUPER handy, but absent on the 9300.
  • Native (simulated) “push” e-mail; sure, I’ve got a plug-in application that automatically checks e-mail on the 9300 now, but it was sure nice having it pre-configured.
  • Camera; count on decreased moblog posts, I’m afraid.
  • Vibrate mode
  • Wireless sync; I’m so out of practice with the whole “stick it in the cradle” routine.

I’ll continue to post my findings as they surface…


Sidekick, Communicator 9300, cell phone

Dec 20

An Open Letter to Brett Favre (From a Chargers Fan)

Brett, it’s time old buddy.

You’ve been one of the most electrifying (not in the Michael Vick sense, maybe, but electrifying nonetheless) quarterbacks in the league for a long time now…and I have more respect for you than any other active quarterback.

But you’re upside down in the TD/INT ratio (-5), the Packers were blown out last night worse than they’ve been in 30+ years, and your team’s 3-11. Aaron Rodgers needs his shot.

Now, Mike Sherman is a smart dude. You’ve probably done, single-handedly, more for the Green Bay Packers franchise than anyone in the last 10 years, so he’s going to let YOU make the call as to whether or not you’re playing…

..and I agree with him. You’ve earned enough respect to make that call.

So it’s time that you make it, old friend.

Recognizing that the Packers dismal season is not your sole responsibility, don’t shoulder the burden exclusively. But give your protege a chance; let’s see what he can do.

It pangs me to say this, Brett…but it’s time for you to pass the reins along.


NFL, Packers, Brett Favre, Aaron Rodgers