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I had the unique pleasure of visiting our local KMart twice today: once for a small TV for my office, and again for a 6′ ladder. Both times that I visited the store, I heard either Paula Abdul or Debbie Gibson on the store radio system.

In today’s world, this is simply unacceptable.

Don’t get me wrong, I liked Paula Abdul when I was in fourth grade. We all did. We all wanted to the be the “Cold-Hearted Snake” that she sung/danced about. But those times are gone, and it bothers me when I see that sixty-something guy tapping his cart handle to “Forever Your Girl.”

Therefore, I offer KMart my entire music collection. If someone from Corporate will contact me, I’ll be happy to filter out the explicit albums, and provide you with several DVD’s full of music…so that we patrons don’t have to endure a flashback without booze and karaoke.

I can be reached via this website; please click Contact - in the top menu.

I look forward to hearing from you.

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